This Hungarian poster for Shame was banned.
— Michael Fassbender on what it’s like to work with Viggo Mortensen.
“Members Only 2” with Michael Fassbender.
“You know it’s because of you that it’s on the internet that I’m a penis expert.”
I just think about the fact that Michael Fassbender, Conan O’Brien and Louis C.K. are all gingers and also happen to be the three greatest men on the planet.
And then I laugh and stroke my ginger beard.

I’m a huge sucker for 19th century period films when they’re done right, and Cary Fukunaga’s Jane Eyre adaptation is, for my money, the finest one to be released since Joe Wright’s Pride & Prejudice. Fukunaga was an inspired directorial choice for a work like this, his only previous feature being the Mexican crime saga Sin Nombre, and he couldn’t have fit the part better. He nails the enchanting beauty that make period films so enthralling for me, but he also hits all of the aspects that make Jane Eyre unique from other films of it’s type. The powerful feminist statement is well in tact without being overbearing and Fukunaga nails the eerie, chilling mystery aspect of Eyre without making the film uneven.

Fukunaga doesn’t miss a beat when it comes to the multiple realms the film digs into. In one five minute period we can go from a tense drama about the unconventional sexual desires of two people to the intrigue of a man with a secret to a paranoia horror where something is lurking behind the wall. Most directors would fail miserably at trying to capture all of these different tones, but Fukunaga somehow creates one tone that simultaneously captures every aspect of the story. Nothing feels out of place and everything is equally compelling.

While Fukunaga delivers in every single way, it’s no surprise that rising stars Mia Wasikowska and Michael Fassbender are what make the film. Wasikowska plays the titular role with fearless grace, she plays it entirely unselfconscious, stripping her down to the bare woman she is and building a developed, strong woman. She makes every scene interesting, constantly working Eyre’s thoughts and emotions just underneath the surface, not afraid to let them out but of the belief that if she let them out they wouldn’t really matter. She captures that constant desire for something more than herself, a world where women have the same experience as men, and when Rochester gets introduced her desire for him is instantly recognized. For some reason in cinema it can often be hard to play a strong woman with ideas and desire without making her unlikable and annoying. Wasikowska doesn’t tread into that territory for a moment. We are always on Jane’s side, no matter what decision she makes, not through a bias in the story but because of how convincingly Wasikowska plays the role.

If you’ve followed me or have read my posts at all, you know that I am a massive fan of Michael Fassbender and any new performance of his is cause for celebration for me. So it’s no small feat when I claim his work as Rochester to be his best performance so far, without a doubt. Rochester is a very hard role to pull off; he starts off as this powerful, looming, terrifying figure and slowly we have to be let in to this emotional, beaten soul with a dark secret. We have to first understand why he frightens Jane and then slowly understand why she falls in love with him. Fassbender pulls all of this sensationally; when we are first introduced to him he is immediately terrifying but even then we can tell that there is something underneath the surface. As Jane slowly unravels this hardened, tortured man, Fassbender becomes an almost tragic figure that we feel for deeply. His sexuality pours off the screen, and he’s got more heart than he can contain in his chest. It’s a very struggled, internal performance and Fassbender is phenomenal; then when he gets to let all of that pain and emotion come pouring out, we refuse to turn away for a moment. This is the kind of performance that sticks with you.

Individually they are both magnificent, but the real power of the film is when the two of them are on screen together. From the moment they meet, their sexual tension is palpable and my eyes were more than glued to the screen every time they were on it together. As the film progresses, their desires grow and it slowly becomes harder and harder for the two to keep their emotions in check. They’re bursting at the seams, but the two actors are marvelous at making almost everything internal until the appropriate moment to let them out. And I’ll try not to spoil anything, but when that moment comes it is absolutely overwhelming. The film brought me to tears three specific times, two with joy and one with absolute devastation. It’s a marvelous work that brought intense emotion out of me, thanks in large part to these performances and a story that keeps most of it’s emotion stuck underneath until it reaches a boiling point. I’ve heard some people complain about the ending, declaring it abrupt, but I felt it to be the perfect way to finalize such a beautiful, magnetic work. In fact, I think it was the only way to end it; and boy did the tears roll down for me.
A, maybe an A+
Michael Fassbender dancing in “Wedding Belles”
But guys seriously, how is this real.

The X-Men have always been among my favorite comic heroes, as their story has always had a more intelligent and political scope compared to most others. Whether it was McCarthyism, issues of race or homosexuality, their battle for acceptance in a world where the unknown is shunned has always been a fantastic metaphor that has followed American culture through decades. This stays just as true here, with the neverending debate between Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr getting it’s beginning at the Cuban Missile Crisis. Initially I was worried that putting this superhero story into the historical context was going to come off awkward, but Matthew Vaughn hit the perfect tone for these characters to be implanted, mixing a ’60s Bond style with that dense mutant struggle. The driving narrative is a little thin, but the sparks that fly between Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy are more than enough to place the film in the top tier of comic book adaptations.

In casting the film, they really made the perfect choices with Fassbender and McAvoy. The former perfectly captures all of the tortured history and desperate need for vengeance of the man that would become Magneto and the latter makes an expert transition from a charismatic boy into an intelligent adult who finally has a real purpose. The film is undoubtedly at it’s best when these two superb talents are sharing the screen, battling the contrasting ideas of each man; Lehnsherr’s war for dominance placed against Xavier’s plea for understanding. That struggle has always been the heart of the X-Men story and here they finally bring it to the forefront, something that was missing from the other films in the franchise. And they could not have picked better actors than these two to tackle that lofty mission. The other actors do relatively fine jobs, no one else really standing out and the only dent in the cast being Jennifer Lawrence, who felt very awkward and self-aware throughout. I’ll also never miss an opportunity to praise the beautiful Rose Byrne and I admittedly got a grand kick out of seeing her in lingerie early in the story. In a film loaded with the breathtaking eye candy that is Fassbender and McAvoy (who are both “woa man” sexy here), Byrne definitely stole my eye for part of it as well.

As I said earlier, the one big flaw with the film is that the driving narrative is kind of thin. Everything with Magneto and Xavier is superb, I could watch an entire film of them having a chess match and the action is honestly some of the best I’ve seen in a comic book film; every scene with Lehnsherr being an absolute badass had me on the edge of my seat. However I feel like they dropped the ball on the Hellfire aspect of the plot, everything with Sebastian Shaw felt very typical of a film in this genre and nothing new was really done on that side of things. The placement of the story in the historical context was interesting and unique at first but by the end it was just another setting for a typical villain story. My one other complaint would be a complaint I have with pretty much all superhero stories that are adapted to the screen. In creating something like this they create it for franchise purposes and thus it never feels like there are any real stakes to anything going on. You know how it’s all going to end before you even start the film. However this is one of the rare cases where my concern with that doesn’t infringe on my ability to enjoy the story the way it is. Because for a nice change the film isn’t about the action; the action is superb but it’s about much more than that. It’s a film about the struggle for those who are different and the intellectual debate between Lehnsherr and Xavier, and Fassbender and McAvoy absolutely deliver on all of the promises of that.
B+